All Dressed Up, Nowhere To Go

"Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:00 +0100

“Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along.”

- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times, Chapter One

ealperin: rifa: catsnorfle: Photos of Patrick Stewart doing...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:36:12 +0100

ealperin:

rifa:

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

I’m just going to quietly put him in my list of ‘old men I want to be like when I grow up’

Its a… lengthy list…

That’s Sir Patrick Stewart, to you, my dear! ;)

Sir Patrick is a National Treasure.

God bless him.

harrypotterhumor: jesuislegrandefromage: #Still the best...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:00:49 +0100

harrypotterhumor:

jesuislegrandefromage:

#Still the best Harry Potter post of all time

The boy who cockblocked. The cockblock who lived.

gerard-you-little-shit: mother-fricker: WHAT PLOT FUCKIN...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:04:59 +0100

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST???

there are always 3 types of sims gamers:

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 01:15:40 +0100

benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: ...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:46:56 +0100

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

wassa-matta-you-altair: BUT WHAT IF IN THE DISTANT FUTURE AND 60 PLAYSTATION GENERATIONS LATER SONY...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:39:14 +0100

wassa-matta-you-altair:

BUT WHAT IF IN THE DISTANT FUTURE AND 60 PLAYSTATION GENERATIONS LATER SONY ANNOUNCES THE PLAYSTATION 64 AND NINTENDO JUST LAUGHS LIKE YOU’RE SO 3000-LATE AS THEY ANNOUNCE THEIR NEW MIND-CONTROLLED CONSOLE CALLED NINTENDO THEM

Last I saw mother, she smelt like a rose,When they caught me, the captain, he opened my nose.Cause...

Fri, 31 May 2013 01:41:00 +0100

Last I saw mother, she smelt like a rose,
When they caught me, the captain, he opened my nose.
Cause the rabbit will run and the wind takes a bird where it blows.

epic-humor: juriilicious: “Why did the chicken cross the road?...

Fri, 31 May 2013 00:49:15 +0100

epic-humor:

juriilicious:

“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”
- Gordon Ramsay

see more

occupymalfoysbed: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness,...

Wed, 29 May 2013 01:21:07 +0100

occupymalfoysbed:

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” (William Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene V).

teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE...

Wed, 29 May 2013 01:18:49 +0100

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

q-bit: Space Shuttle Discovery

Mon, 27 May 2013 13:21:13 +0100

q-bit:

Space Shuttle Discovery

myquietrage: not only are the pictures flawless, but the vinyl...

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:21:29 +0100

myquietrage:

not only are the pictures flawless,

but the vinyl selection.

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:21:00 +0100

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:48:55 +0100

morgrana: you see in the UK it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:58:53 +0100

morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

podsmagicpenis: tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:02:05 +0100

podsmagicpenis:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

i want george takei to voice over my life

also please never die

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:59:42 +0100

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

Joe Biden is the best.

agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:49:20 +0100

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:26:24 +0100

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’